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I’M NOT GROCERY SHOPPING. I’M DAY TRADING - HOODIE

$44.29 AUD (plus tax)

When the prices of eggs, milk, beef, and bananas start moving like stocks, a trip to the supermarket suddenly requires a whole new investment strategy. This funny grocery-shopping design turns the supermarket aisle into Wall Street, complete with electronic price displays, market charts, and a shopper checking whether it’s time to buy, sell, or HOLD the bananas. Perfect for grocery shoppers, stock market fans, finance geeks, bargain hunters, and anyone watching food prices closely enough to wonder whether their shopping cart needs its own financial advisor. Eggs are up. Milk is down. Bananas are HOLD. Welcome to the grocery market.

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More details

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

I’M NOT GROCERY SHOPPING. I’M DAY TRADING - HOODIE Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
27
20
M
28
21
L
29
23
XL
30
25
2XL
31
26
3XL
32
28

Measurements are provided by suppliers. 

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).


This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.