401(K)? I THOUGHT YOU SAID PARLAY.
Retirement planning just took a very questionable turn. This funny gambling-and-finance design features one extremely confident bettor who apparently misunderstood the assignment. Forget stocks, bonds, and diversified retirement funds—his “portfolio” is sitting right there on a parlay screen. Complete with a worried piggy bank, retirement paperwork, sports bets, poker chips, and one dangerously optimistic gambler, this design pokes fun at the collision between financial planning and online sports betting. Perfect for sports fans, finance nerds, parlay enthusiasts, gamblers with a sense of humor, and anyone who knows the difference between a retirement strategy and a long shot—at least in theory. Past performance does not guarantee you’ll be able to retire.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: SignShirtz
- Email: contact@support.signshirtz.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
401(K)? I THOUGHT YOU SAID PARLAY. Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
