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401(K)? I THOUGHT YOU SAID PARLAY. HOODIE

R$155.05

Retirement planning just took a very questionable turn. This funny gambling-and-finance design features one extremely confident bettor who apparently misunderstood the assignment. Forget stocks, bonds, and diversified retirement funds—his “portfolio” is sitting right there on a parlay screen. Complete with a worried piggy bank, retirement paperwork, sports bets, poker chips, and one dangerously optimistic gambler, this design pokes fun at the collision between financial planning and online sports betting. Perfect for sports fans, finance nerds, parlay enthusiasts, gamblers with a sense of humor, and anyone who knows the difference between a retirement strategy and a long shot—at least in theory. Past performance does not guarantee you’ll be able to retire.

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More details

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

401(K)? I THOUGHT YOU SAID PARLAY. HOODIE Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
27
20
M
28
21
L
29
23
XL
30
25
2XL
31
26
3XL
32
28

Measurements are provided by suppliers. 

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).


This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

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