GROCERY STORE? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SHOWROOM - HOODIE

$44.10 CAD

When eggs are Market Price, ground beef requires you to Ask an Associate, and coffee comes with Financing Available, grocery shopping starts feeling suspiciously upscale. This funny grocery-price design turns everyday supermarket essentials into luxury showroom merchandise—complete with velvet ropes, display cases, spotlights, and easy payment plans. Because sometimes you just wanted breakfast, not a major financial commitment. Perfect for grocery shoppers, coffee lovers, bargain hunters, families, coworkers, budget-conscious shoppers, and anyone experiencing sticker shock in the supermarket aisle. Please look, but don’t touch. You may need financing first.

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  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.