How Did You Think I Could Move So Fast?

$21.46 CAD

Turns out the secret to zombie speed isn’t brains—it’s caffeine.

This funny horror design features a wild-eyed undead office worker gripping a steaming cup of coffee and looking dangerously over-caffeinated. It’s the perfect mashup of zombie humor, coffee addiction, workplace sarcasm, and spooky-season energy.

Great for coffee lovers, horror fans, office workers, night-shift crews, zombie enthusiasts, and anyone who isn’t fully alive until the caffeine kicks in.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.