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Coffee Makes Me Functional, Decaf Sends Me Home – Funny Coffee Lover & Caffeine Humor - Hoodie

CHF 25.49
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Caffeine makes me functional. Decaf makes me question why I'm even here! This hilarious coffee design features the caption “IF COFFEE = CAFFEINATED, THEN I'M FUNCTIONAL. IF DECAF = THEN I'M GOING HOME!” Featuring a confident, sunglasses-wearing coffee cup giving two thumbs up and a miserable, exhausted decaf cup, this colorful illustration captures the daily struggle of surviving without caffeine. Perfect for coffee addicts, baristas, office workers, teachers, nurses, and anyone who needs their morning coffee to function. A funny gift for birthdays, Christmas, coworkers, and caffeine enthusiasts.

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More details

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Coffee Makes Me Functional, Decaf Sends Me Home – Funny Coffee Lover & Caffeine Humor - Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
27
20
M
28
21
L
29
23
XL
30
25
2XL
31
26
3XL
32
28

Measurements are provided by suppliers. 

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).


This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.