I’M NOT GROCERY SHOPPING. I’M DAY TRADING
When the prices of eggs, milk, beef, and bananas start moving like stocks, a trip to the supermarket suddenly requires a whole new investment strategy. This funny grocery-shopping design turns the supermarket aisle into Wall Street, complete with electronic price displays, market charts, and a shopper checking whether it’s time to buy, sell, or HOLD the bananas. Perfect for grocery shoppers, stock market fans, finance geeks, bargain hunters, and anyone watching food prices closely enough to wonder whether their shopping cart needs its own financial advisor. Eggs are up. Milk is down. Bananas are HOLD. Welcome to the grocery market.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: SignShirtz
- Email: contact@support.signshirtz.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I’M NOT GROCERY SHOPPING. I’M DAY TRADING Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
