Coffee Makes Me Functional, Decaf Sends Me Home – Funny Coffee Lover & Caffeine Humor
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Caffeine makes me functional. Decaf makes me question why I'm even here! This hilarious coffee design features the caption “IF COFFEE = CAFFEINATED, THEN I'M FUNCTIONAL. IF DECAF = THEN I'M GOING HOME!” Featuring a confident, sunglasses-wearing coffee cup giving two thumbs up and a miserable, exhausted decaf cup, this colorful illustration captures the daily struggle of surviving without caffeine. Perfect for coffee addicts, baristas, office workers, teachers, nurses, and anyone who needs their morning coffee to function. A funny gift for birthdays, Christmas, coworkers, and caffeine enthusiasts.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: SignShirtz
- Email: contact@support.signshirtz.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Coffee Makes Me Functional, Decaf Sends Me Home – Funny Coffee Lover & Caffeine Humor Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
