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Dad, Why Can’t We Open Presents in the Morning? Because I Don’t Do Sunrises – Funny Vampire Christmas Family Humor - Mug

¥1,458 JPY (plus tax)

Celebrate the holidays with a darkly funny twist! “DAD, WHY CAN’T WE OPEN PRESENTS IN THE MORNING?” “BECAUSE I DON’T DO SUNRISES.” features a hilarious vampire dad in a Christmas sweater sitting by the tree while his son and daughter open presents at midnight. This playful design blends spooky charm, family humor, and festive Christmas vibes, making it perfect for fans of vampires, gothic holiday jokes, and unusual Christmas humor. Great for T-shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs, and gifts for anyone who loves funny holiday designs with a creepy-cute twist.

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  • Ceramic mug
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Size & Fit

  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.