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Dad, Why Can’t We Open Presents in the Morning? Because I Don’t Do Sunrises – Funny Vampire Christmas Family Humor - Hoodie

RM 126.24

Celebrate the holidays with a darkly funny twist! “DAD, WHY CAN’T WE OPEN PRESENTS IN THE MORNING?” “BECAUSE I DON’T DO SUNRISES.” features a hilarious vampire dad in a Christmas sweater sitting by the tree while his son and daughter open presents at midnight. This playful design blends spooky charm, family humor, and festive Christmas vibes, making it perfect for fans of vampires, gothic holiday jokes, and unusual Christmas humor. Great for T-shirts, hoodies, stickers, mugs, and gifts for anyone who loves funny holiday designs with a creepy-cute twist.

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More details

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Dad, Why Can’t We Open Presents in the Morning? Because I Don’t Do Sunrises – Funny Vampire Christmas Family Humor - Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
27
20
M
28
21
L
29
23
XL
30
25
2XL
31
26
3XL
32
28

Measurements are provided by suppliers. 

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).


This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

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A Length

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B Width

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