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AMERICA — 250 YEARS OLD. HEALTHCARE NOT INCLUDED - HOODIE

$55.06 NZD (plus tax)

250 years, countless innovations, and somehow healthcare is still an optional accessory. Created for America’s 250th anniversary, this bold red, white, and blue design combines vintage patriotic styling with a sharp dose of modern humor. “Healthcare Not Included” delivers the punchline for anyone who appreciates political satire, healthcare humor, or a little irony with their American history. Perfect for nurses, healthcare workers, policy wonks, political-humor fans, history buffs, or anyone celebrating 250 years of America while acknowledging there may still be a few items left on the national to-do list. 1776–2026. 250 years and still reading the fine print.

Select color: Oatmeal Heather

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More details

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

AMERICA — 250 YEARS OLD. HEALTHCARE NOT INCLUDED - HOODIE Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
27
20
M
28
21
L
29
23
XL
30
25
2XL
31
26
3XL
32
28

Measurements are provided by suppliers. 

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).


This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

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