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I’LL TAKE A FULL TANK. HERE’S THE DEED. HOODIE

$54.99 NZD (plus tax)

When filling up the truck starts feeling suspiciously like a real estate transaction. This funny trucking design features a cheerful trucker handing over his house deed to a shocked gas station attendant in exchange for a full tank of diesel. With a big rig, diesel pump, and one very expensive trip to the gas station, it takes fuel-price humor to an absurd new level. Perfect for truck drivers, owner-operators, diesel enthusiasts, professional drivers, transportation workers, road warriors, and anyone who has looked at the fuel pump total and wondered whether they should have brought a down payment. Full tank. Empty wallet. House sold separately.

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More details

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

I’LL TAKE A FULL TANK. HERE’S THE DEED. HOODIE Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
27
20
M
28
21
L
29
23
XL
30
25
2XL
31
26
3XL
32
28

Measurements are provided by suppliers. 

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).


This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

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