401(K)? I THOUGHT YOU SAID PARLAY. MUG
Retirement planning just took a very questionable turn. This funny gambling-and-finance design features one extremely confident bettor who apparently misunderstood the assignment. Forget stocks, bonds, and diversified retirement funds—his “portfolio” is sitting right there on a parlay screen. Complete with a worried piggy bank, retirement paperwork, sports bets, poker chips, and one dangerously optimistic gambler, this design pokes fun at the collision between financial planning and online sports betting. Perfect for sports fans, finance nerds, parlay enthusiasts, gamblers with a sense of humor, and anyone who knows the difference between a retirement strategy and a long shot—at least in theory. Past performance does not guarantee you’ll be able to retire.
More details
- Ceramic mug
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: SignShirtz
- Email: contact@support.signshirtz.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. Dishwasher and microwave safe Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
